UT police officers can be quite funny

So, I subscribe to Campus Watch, which is a daily e-mailed account of all the crime University of Texas police officers report. Most of it is stuff like -- you guessed it -- public intoxication. In the midst of the boring stuff the author(s) sometimes throw something that makes me laugh and make the report worth subscribing to. Like this:

Two UT students were staggering. One student was observed leaning to the left and the other to the right, not in their political views but in an effort to support each other as they attempted to maintain their navigational beacons back to Jester Dormitory.

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